How I became the oldest living human thanks to Google 💡

Trying to login into my gmail account, Google holds my account hostage in exchange for my date of birth. They say it is "needed to help Google comply with the law."

I cannot understand what law applicable to me could require me to share my date of birth with Google, but since Google really needs to have one, or else I will need to forget about my gmail account... here it is:
1/Jan/1900
(this makes sure I am 18+ :) )

And of course I confirmed that I am 121 years old.

Thankfully, Google pretends not to know this is an alternative fact (especially given that they are surely 99.999% certain about my real date of birth, if not 100%), and that I am probably breaching some commitment to provide true information included in the 'Terms & Conditions' that I never read and was never expected to read by Google's lawyers.